The Onion
I was a contributing writer for The Onion, where my responsibilities included generating video ideas, writing headlines, and acting like I wasn’t by far the dumbest dude in the writers’ room.
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Burger King Twitter Hack Forces Its Followers To Survive Without Constant Stream Of Burger King Information
Top Chef Contestants Forced To Prepare Entire Meal Out Of 2013 Toyota Avalon
Nation Successfully Completes Mother’s Day By 9:18 A.M.
Fans Flock To Lollapalooza To See All Of The Biggest Brands
The Only Person Who Can Help Me Get A Bus To Yonkers Is You
How To Avoid Unbearable Facebook Bullshit On Election Day
